Best texting conversations ever:
"Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?"
"You weighed it??"
"Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from the 4th grade."
"You made a 14 page power point about why Santa would beat Peter Pan in a fight?"
"I'm very convincing"
"Um, he emptied the entire bag of goldfish on the table and then rolled around yelling the theme to jaws while trying to eat them"
"We played this game where bears were coming to kill us"
" That explains the pepperoni's in my socks"
"No it doesn't....."
" I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think we're related"