"So, are any of you traveling over the break?"
"Let's here about some of the places. Anywhere exotic?"
*hands raise and he points to a couple students*
Right. So today we talked about the United States National Defense and our budget. The 2 states in the US that receive more money for defense than any others are.... wait for it.... wait for it... Nebraska and Vermont. Really?
PROTECT THE CORN FIELDS AND MAPLE SYRUP AT ALL COSTS.