340 [that's what she said]

-sparks flying out of the fire-
"WOAH, right into my crotch!"
"... that's what she said"

-setting up camp-
"Hey, maybe you should get over here and help me pitch the tent"
"... that's what she said"

-about the tent poles-
"If you bend it, we can just bend it BACK in the morning"
"... that's what she said"

-about the tent-
"So, how many people can you fit in this?"
"They say 'eight'"
"Yeah right."
"I know, I'm thinking you could fit four comfortably"
"... that's what she said"

-as the night became later and colder-
"Should we move things inside?"
"... that's what she said"

-once we decided to move into the tent-
"You brought a DVD player?"
"Well yeah, it's just a tiny little thing!"
"... that's what she said"

-truck-
"We need to put this thing into 4Wheel drive and GO!'
"... that's what she said"

-morning dew-
"Why is it all wet?"
"That's what happens in the morning"
"... that's what she said"

-dance party-
"There's some boys biking around here"
"I'm pretty sure they saw us"
"... that's what she said"

- playing truth or day-
"I want you to know that I just videotaped that entire thing"
"... that's what she said"

- filling up the air mattress-
"Shouldn't this be getting bigger?"
"... that's what she said"

-about the fire-
"So I think we're almost out of wood"
"... that's what she said"

-about the camp chairs-
"Hey, move it a little to the left"
"... that's what she said"

-tinfoil dinners-
"Why is this taking so long?"
"... that's what she said"

-roasting hot dogs-
"You have to slowly rotate it, so you get the whole thing"
"... that's what she said"

-driving into the complex"
"You should pull in there and stop.
"... that's what she said"


{and that's only the beginning. it was a REALLY good weekend for camping with the girls.I.LOVE.THEM.}